Narrated by Ray Sawyer

A heart-warming tale of Armageddon from one of the funniest, most original
voices in comic fiction today....

The third planet out from the star was blue, with green splodges. Dirt.
Oh, the bomb thought. And then its courage, determination and nobility-of-
spirit subroutines cut in, overriding everything else, adrenalizing its
command functions and bypassing its cyberphrenetic nodes. Here goes, said
the bomb to it. Calibrate navigational pod. Engage primary thrusters.
Ready auxiliary drive.

It knew, in that moment, that its own doom was near; because it was giving
itself orders, and it wasn't putting in any 'the's. That was what you did,
apparently, when the moment came. You could also turn on a flashing red
beacon and a siren, but mercifully these were optional. Oh #//+! thought
the bomb, and surged on towards Dirt like an avenging angel.

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