My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate
times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my
actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and
just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very
important way: I share my adventures with the world. .from the Introduction Actual
reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer
and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think
that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing
to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you.for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken
revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that
there is another option; I too can say .screw the system. and be myself and have fun.
My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with
a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, .What Would
Tucker Do?..and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are
a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don.t
believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I.ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your
brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind
of joy to people. You.re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to
boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my
girlfriend, it'd make me love her more." --This text refers to an out of print or
unavailable edition of this title.

About the Author

Tucker Max received his B.A. from the University of Chicago, where he graduated in 1998.
He attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a J.D.
in 2001 (despite the fact that he neglected to buy any of his textbooks for his final
two years and spent part of one semester.while still enrolled in classes.living in Cancun).
Tucker is purportedly the reason Duke dropped from 7 to 11 in the USNandWR rankings during
his tenure.

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