1a "To Salve and Salve Not"
"Hey, It's That Guy!" tries to sell Stimpy a new can of salve, but
Ren will do anything to keep his friend from wasting his money.
1b "A Yard Too Far"
To get a delicious plate of Mr. and Mrs. Pipe's "hog jowls", Ren and
Stimpy must make it past an angry baboon. Purposefully based on the
first Yogi Bear cartoon.
2a "Circus Midgets"
Ren and Stimpy learn why you should never hitchhike: psychotic circus
midgets.
2b "No Pants Today"
When Stimpy is sent outside without any pants, he encounters Mr. and
Mrs. Pipe, Victor the Bully, and a pack of clothed wild animals.
3a "Ren's Pecs"
After Ren gets picked on by a fat guy with pecs, his dream of pectoral
muscles comes true when Stimpy surgically gives his butt fat to Ren's
chest after Charles Globe mentions how he got his pecs.
3b "An Abe Divided"
Ren and Stimpy are assigned to guard the Lincoln Memorial, then Ren
breaks open the statue's head after hearing about a rumored treasure
inside, only to find caramel corn {Like Stimpy said}, now they must
repair the head before Sergant Big Butt finds out.
4 "Stimpy's Cartoon Show"
Talentless Ren becomes the obnoxious producer of Stimpy's cartoon, but
Ren is some cases takes it a little too far.
5 "Lair of the Lummox"
Ren and Stimpy, once again nature show hosts, examine a certain species:
the lummox. Also known as "Untamed World 2: Lair of the Lummox".
(Note: This is the only script for season 3 that John Kricfalusi was able
to finally produce. During the Spumco era, Nickelodeon refused to produce
it.)
6a "Jimminy Lummox"
After Ren does cruel things to the habitat (prank calls, infecting the
tap water, yelling at baby birds, trying to prank Stimpy, and almost
killing a fly by trying to rip one of its wings off), Stimpy then lends
his conscience to Ren to set him right, but it seems to upset him more.
6b "Bassmasters"
Ren hosts the television series when he teaches viewers to catch fish
while on the hunt for "the foul-mouthed bass", but Stimpy and escaped
convict Wilbur Cobb are catching all the fish, when Ren himself doesn't
get a single bite.
7 "Ren's Retirement"
Strong, energetic Ren's tenth birthday comes around. However, when Stimpy
reminds him he's 70 in dog years, Ren becomes a crazy old coot.
8a "Jerry the Bellybutton Elf"
When Stimpy ventures into the inside of his bellybutton, he meets crazy
Jerry, the Bellybutton Elf at which he dislikes "Lint Loaf", meanwhile
Ren (not too upset that Stimpy is stuck in his bellybutton, since he's
still alive) throws a party, inviting his old friends from Seasons 1-2.
8b "Road Apples"
While stuck in the desert, the duo finally come aboard Mr. and Mrs.
Pipe's RV, with a butcher shop, skunk milk, their fourth encounter with
Wilbur Cobb.
9 "Hard Times for Haggis"
When TV personality Haggis McHaggis gets booted off the air and out of
his mansion in favor of Ren and Stimpy, he is bent for revenge.
10a "Eat My Cookies"
Ren and Stimpy become Barrette Beret Girl Scouts, and when Ren makes
Stimpy eat all the cookies, they need to find a replacement for them.
Plus, when Stimpy earns the famed Snipe-Hunting Badge, Ren becomes
desperate for one of his own.
10b "Ren's Bitter Half"
Stimpy's new genetic formula (Xg49) physically splits Ren into his two
halves of his personality: "Evil Ren" and "Indifferent Ren".
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