Jim Norton is a pervert
in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug,
he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by
shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive
and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all
himself.
Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton
tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events
like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which
culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his
childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage
Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his
inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like
to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention
to detail, and most of all, hilarious.
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