What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual
misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk
and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you.ve got another
fucking book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions,
debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope
They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit."
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what
happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard
questions you.ve never thought of asking:

* What.s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
* How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"?
* What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up,
so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
* At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start
feeling like a job?* When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo
your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction?
* Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and
hilarious, and they are the product of one man.s experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

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