Liquor up the Front, Poker in the Rear - Mike Hunt

Two Texas were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, I enjoy the rodeo position best.. Second cowboy says .I haven.t
heard of that one, what is it?. .Well, get her down on all fours, mount her
from behind. Then reach around and cup one of her breasts in each hand and
whisper in her ear, .Boy, these feel just like your sister.s.. Then you try
to stay on for eight seconds!.


Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book - Jackie Martling

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So nobody will mistake them for lesbians.

Q: How do you know if you.ve got a great sperm count?
A: She has to chew before she swallows.


Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes, The - Rudy A. Swale

Q: What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Q: Did you hear about the new paint called .Blonde. paint?
A: It.s not very bright, but it spreads easy.


Jokes That Will Offend Almost Everyone - FAGR

Q: What.s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can.t stand criticism.


Truly Tasteless Jokes One - Blanche Knott

Q: What kind of meat does the Pope eat?
A: Nun


Truly Tasteless Jokes Two - Blanche Knott

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed in the morning?
A: Because they don.t have balls to scratch.


Truly Tasteless Jokes Three - Blanche Knott

Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test?
A: He left his foot on the gas.

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