From BBC Radio 4 Extra. Written and Read by Alan Bennett.

Maurice and Rosemary Ransome are a typically dissatisfied, middle-aged,
middle-class couple, childless and emotionally withdrawn. "They had no
children and but for Mozart would probably have split up years ago.
Mr Ransome always took a bath when he came home from work and then he
had his supper. After supper he took another bath, this time in Mozart".
However, one night, after returning from a performance of Cosi fanTutte,
bath, supper, Mozart and everything disappeared. "There is a limit to
what burglars can take: they seldom take easy chairs, for example, and
even more seldom settees. These burglars did. They took everything".

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