My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at
inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore
the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more
women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging
dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way:
I share my adventures with the world. .from the Introduction Actual
reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for
being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an
idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities
of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you.for sharing with us your wonderful
tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man,
for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say
.screw the system. and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when
I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about
what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, .What Would
Tucker Do?..and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you.
You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because
of you, I don.t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone
like you to exist."

"I.ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished
reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited.
I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You.re an artist of the
highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and
awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept
with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

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